Vicki's tips for Eurovision

My friend Vicki's tips for tonight's Eurovision Song Contest (which I refuse to watch on the basis that life is too short). Comments in brackets are hers ....

Norway (cute 17 year old with a fiddle); Denmark (song written by Ronan Keating); Israel (Arab/Israeli singers warbling for peace); Estonia (very striking woman with shiny fringe and fiddle again); Azerbaijan (typical Euro pop trash but quite catchy!).

As you can see, it's a deeply thought-out analysis, based on scientific principles and mathematic formulae. Thank-you, Vicki!